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You have no idea how happy this makes us!

After years of getting the shaft from mainstream, someone in the adult industry gets a +1.

Yesterday, Amazon announced Fire TV, a set-top box for streaming video from Amazon and other sources, including Netflix and Hulu. Fire TV is Amazon’s answer to Apple TV and Roku and is pretty big news.

Yada yada yada.

That’s nice and dandy, but where does the adult industry fit in here? you ask.

Well, dear reader, it appears either Amazon didn’t do its homework or doesn’t really care, because Fire TV already exists in the form of FyreTv.com, a trademarked streaming video service that specializes in - you guessed it - PORN.

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Visiting firetv.com will redirect you to fyretv.com, where you can stream loads of loads straight to your TV. 

It’s the reverse Rule 34. What would that be called? Rule 43? It’s Rule 43.

Rule 43: If there’s porn for it, someone in Amazon’s marketing department will lose their job.

Only 90s Web Developers Remember This

From ZACHHOLMAN

Have you ever shoved a <blink> into a <marquee> tag? Pixar gets all the accolades today, but in the 90s this was a serious feat of computer animation. By combining these two tags, you were a trailblazer. A person capable of great innovation. A human being that all other human beings could aspire to.

You were a web developer in the 1990s.

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